Shitty Reviews

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The Shitty Reviewer
“I was born in Finland, before the dawn of time, as the first creation of Matt Damon, my Lord and Savior. There, for centuries, I battled Kevin Spacey and destroyed civilizations. Wielding my battle-axe, Cunt Punisher, I grew to become the first critic in the history of history.

Now, in the present, I am the most famous man in existence, and I use my fame to have sex with hot celebrities and build statues of my God along the Canadian border in order to keep Pillsner out of my country.” -Shitty

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